[Lithuania's voice is a bit more nervous than this one usually sounds. He also speaks rather fast and clicks the feed off as soon as the words are out.]
[Okay, that is pretty much the standard opening, now let's get a bit into what it is. First there come a lot of boring little things, like being angry at Poland because he didn't help with something or not clean up his mess; wondering what Hungary would look like without her dress on after he found out that she's a girl; eating something that he wasn't supposed to eat during lent; etc etc. This might take a while, because he's listing everything and it has been quite a long time since he went to confession last.
And then he stops and bites his lip.]
And... do you remember the event when all the boys were girls?
[Sirius wanted to bust up laughing. Really, what bloke didn't want to check down a girl's blouse now and again. Still, he kept stalwart and calm, listening to everything the country had to say. When Leit came to the gender event he nodded.]
My best friend and I became girls, and shortly after that I caught him wearing a dress, and that must have confused me, because...
...because after that the devil could enter my mind and showed me images of me... of me and him kissing and... and feelings that I shouldn't feel when I hold him or touch him otherwise, and... [And he blushes furiously at that] ...and he even entered my dreams with those images.
I know it is, the priests always say that, and Poland is very religious... And it's about social rules, too, at this point. I just can't have it be this way. I know that it is wrong, and... and I don't want to lose him, too. And I have a girlfriend. I just want this to stop.
God's gotten pretty lax about it actually. Less fire and brimstone and more happiness. Anyway, you've got a girlfriend and you're still having these sexual feelings about your best mate?
[Being a shrink and priest is pretty hard to do. He kind of misses fucking with BB.]
[He sinces and nods, staring down at his hands. Having someone and thinking about someone else... that is one more sin on top of everything else. Even more since...]
Blimey mate. You've got some trouble there. You need to have a talk with your mate about it. If he's a best then he'll accept you either way. If not, sod 'um.
[Priestly, he had to think of something priestly to tell the guy. He couldn't just give him sensible advice and tell him to be on his way. He wanted penance for his sins.
Finally he spoke again.]
As for this sins business, those sexual feelings while having another. That's a big no, no in the lord's book. He would want you to solve the problem. You also need to leave an offering of food. Fast for two days.
[That isn't his only, but one of the major worries about that side of the problem by now.]
I... I don't want things to change between us. We've been close for a long time, if... I don't want things to change.
[He nods slowly at the men's next words.]
I will do that, thank you... I will try to find a way to not have those thoughts again. ...Does that mean that if I can't stop those dreams, that I have to leave her?
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[Hint: no, they aren't. You can, but you don't have to use them, and in some places they are always open.]
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Nope. We can just sit and talk if you like.
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I'll be there in a few minutes.
Sirius will even make the closet dress him conservativly for the occasion~
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After watching Leit for a few moments he strolled up behind him.]
Evening.
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[He smiled softly.]
Pater..?
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Now what's on your mind?
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[Okay, that is pretty much the standard opening, now let's get a bit into what it is. First there come a lot of boring little things, like being angry at Poland because he didn't help with something or not clean up his mess; wondering what Hungary would look like without her dress on after he found out that she's a girl; eating something that he wasn't supposed to eat during lent; etc etc. This might take a while, because he's listing everything and it has been quite a long time since he went to confession last.
And then he stops and bites his lip.]
And... do you remember the event when all the boys were girls?
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I do.
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My best friend and I became girls, and shortly after that I caught him wearing a dress, and that must have confused me, because...
...because after that the devil could enter my mind and showed me images of me... of me and him kissing and... and feelings that I shouldn't feel when I hold him or touch him otherwise, and... [And he blushes furiously at that] ...and he even entered my dreams with those images.
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So ... you're saying you've got a jonesing for your best mate?
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[He sounds pretty desperate in this.]
I tried forgetting about it, but then the devil even invaded my dreams. I tried so hard, but... Pater, please, what can I do to get rid of this?
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Why don't you want to? Because you believe it against God's will?
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[Being a shrink and priest is pretty hard to do. He kind of misses fucking with BB.]
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And Poland has a girlfriend, too.
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[Priestly, he had to think of something priestly to tell the guy. He couldn't just give him sensible advice and tell him to be on his way. He wanted penance for his sins.
Finally he spoke again.]
As for this sins business, those sexual feelings while having another. That's a big no, no in the lord's book. He would want you to solve the problem. You also need to leave an offering of food. Fast for two days.
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[That isn't his only, but one of the major worries about that side of the problem by now.]
I... I don't want things to change between us. We've been close for a long time, if... I don't want things to change.
[He nods slowly at the men's next words.]
I will do that, thank you... I will try to find a way to not have those thoughts again. ...Does that mean that if I can't stop those dreams, that I have to leave her?
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I don't do that! I know what he looks like naked, and it's not that what causes anything.
[Slowly shakes his head.]
...It really isn't, it's only things that are inside my head.
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[Panic panic ohmygod panic]
why?
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Because if you're sneaking peeks then you've got a lustful interest.
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[This is getting worse with ever moment, isn't it? Oh God, what did he do...]
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