[Voice]

[cautious_knight]

[Lithuania's voice is a bit more nervous than this one usually sounds. He also speaks rather fast and clicks the feed off as soon as the words are out.]

Is there a Christian priest in this place?

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[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

Lithuania? Are you okay?

[watchful-knight.livejournal.com]

Y-yes, I am. I just need a priest. It's important.

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

Why? Are you sick? Is someone dying?

[watchful-knight.livejournal.com]

No. It... I need to talk to one. As fast as possible.

Do you know if there's one here?

[Trying to avoid really saying something ;O;]

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

...oh.

Well, no. No priests. The healers are kind of spiritual I guess.

[watchful-knight.livejournal.com]

...I doubt that they count in a Christian context.

...are you sure? [Oh so scared to end up in hell.]

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

Uh huh! And from what I remember about church, if something's bothering you, all you really need to do is pray, and God will listen!

[watchful-knight.livejournal.com]

No, I need to tell a priest, and then he can tell me what I need to do to repent, and only he can give me absolution.

[hellyesamerica.livejournal.com]

..Lithuania?

...

Did Pakistan do something to you?! [fails at assessing the situation. don't ask how Pakistan could do anything that would require Lithuania to cry out for a priest. It just makes sense in her mind, alright?]

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

...but the priest is just a human.

God's God. Just... um. Do some hail mary's or something. Or read a passage from the bible. That should be enough.

[watchful-knight.livejournal.com]

[Sadly it makes sense in his mind. In only one way and OH GOD he really didn't do that! He would never, never before marriage!]

I didn't do anything to her!

[watchful-knight.livejournal.com]

But it is a priest. He knows God better, and can talk to him more directly.

If I try without his help, I might just do the wrong thing.

[hellyesamerica.livejournal.com]

... I asked it the other way around!!

But, uh, if nothing happened with her... Then what's wrong?

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

But God's totally cool! You just need to ask for forgiveness and you're good!

Trust me. God's on my side! Even says so on my currency!

[watchful-knight.livejournal.com]

But I really didn't-!

...

Oh. I... I just need to talk to a priest. It's urgent. And it needs to be a Christian one. A-and it is really not about her.

...

...not really.

[watchful-knight.livejournal.com]

...That's blasphemy.

[hellyesamerica.livejournal.com]

[If she weren't so oblivious she'd be paying more attention to those long pauses. Instead, the only thing that stuck out was the last part.]

... What do you mean, "not really?"

If it's something with her, you can tell me!

Since I don't know of any priests around here..

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

[Misunderstanding because of slang lol]

Nope! It's true! I have a dollar I could show you! Says right here!

[watchful-knight.livejournal.com]

[This might at least get his mind off certain things that he thinks too much about since last night.]

How long have you known her by now?

[watchful-knight.livejournal.com]

You blspheme! You slander His name with the things that you say!

[hellyesamerica.livejournal.com]

..huh?..

Oh, uh... 63 years I think? Why?

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

...no I don't! I know what I'm talking about! Christianity is still the most prominent religion in my place!

[watchful-knight.livejournal.com]

Has she...

[Thinks for a moment]

There are really no boys in your world?

[watchful-knight.livejournal.com]

What you said is not the true Catholic teaching at all!

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

Of course it is! I haven't forgotten how to be Catholic! Or Christian!