[Voice]

[cautious_knight]

[Lithuania's voice is a bit more nervous than this one usually sounds. He also speaks rather fast and clicks the feed off as soon as the words are out.]

Is there a Christian priest in this place?

Comments

[watchful-knight.livejournal.com]

...I doubt that they count in a Christian context.

...are you sure? [Oh so scared to end up in hell.]

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

Uh huh! And from what I remember about church, if something's bothering you, all you really need to do is pray, and God will listen!

[watchful-knight.livejournal.com]

No, I need to tell a priest, and then he can tell me what I need to do to repent, and only he can give me absolution.

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

...but the priest is just a human.

God's God. Just... um. Do some hail mary's or something. Or read a passage from the bible. That should be enough.

[watchful-knight.livejournal.com]

But it is a priest. He knows God better, and can talk to him more directly.

If I try without his help, I might just do the wrong thing.

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

But God's totally cool! You just need to ask for forgiveness and you're good!

Trust me. God's on my side! Even says so on my currency!

[watchful-knight.livejournal.com]

...That's blasphemy.

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

[Misunderstanding because of slang lol]

Nope! It's true! I have a dollar I could show you! Says right here!

[watchful-knight.livejournal.com]

You blspheme! You slander His name with the things that you say!

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

...no I don't! I know what I'm talking about! Christianity is still the most prominent religion in my place!

[watchful-knight.livejournal.com]

What you said is not the true Catholic teaching at all!

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

Of course it is! I haven't forgotten how to be Catholic! Or Christian!

[watchful-knight.livejournal.com]

There is no "Or".

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

Catholicism and Christianity are kind of different!

...actually, I've lost track of the different versions of each in my place.

[watchful-knight.livejournal.com]

Poland said that there is only one true Catholic church. There are others, too, but Vatican says that they are blasphemous.

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

There's a lot of religions in general. That's what drew a lot of people to my place. They can have the freedom to practice whatever they want!

[watchful-knight.livejournal.com]

They have that in our places, too. It's just not Catholic.

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

..okay.

But still! Just pray or something! That's all the priest is gonna tell you to do, anyway!

[watchful-knight.livejournal.com]

No. He's able to grant me absolution. ...I will try that, though, if I can't find a priest.

[Lithuania is crying on the inside now. Why does nobody get the urgency of this. Also.... Oh God what is English. idk Roman Catholic terminology.]

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

[And it might be obvious by his tone of voice that he thinks you're overreacting now, sir. Oh well. He tried!]

Well... okay! Good luck then!

[watchful-knight.livejournal.com]

Thank you.

[Why so strange, America ;; He likes you anyway. And might bake you a cake or something like that later today, in case America feels offended.]